Investigate Enemies for Sexual misconduct

Sell if no slots

Get this early, YOU want to start meleeing people & NPCs for that sweet moneyyy while not dying

Melee resist if enemy has F key bound

If resistances

It's just more running + more regen also run boxes

More melee & buy for 4.8k gun invest whence you get point blank

The goat himself

You CASTED something?

Cast on self then run in - stacks with torment pulse

Roundhouse kick any Gun carry - also important for health spike

Buy when ahead

Superior Stun, requires T2 charge

It's Scourge

Superior Stuns

More HP can safe yo life twin

Parrybait + Heavy melee then Charge

It teleports you from point A to B with extra bullet res for 6s

More melee resist if they know how to parry (also important for 4.8k gun spike)

Teleport behind enemies for surprise butt sex & also denies flying heroes

Makes you unkillable

More melee distance, damage, bullet res, more damage, passive melee stacks - this item is amazing also alone gets you to the 4.8k gun invest, never sell & goated

Counter healing reduction

There is no escape - Counter mobile builds

Counter Billy & Lash / any "stun" effect applied by enemy

Sitting ducks

counter viscous punch

It would be so awesome... It would be so cool...

Anti-Spirit, shame that bullet res kinda shucks tho

Anti-Gun, shame that it isn't as good as Spirit res

FAT HAZE!!!

THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE!!!

THAT FUCKING BOMB THAT I HATE!!!

Does your ENEMY know how to counterbuy? well i've got the item for you!