THETA ZERO'S FULL SUPPORT FOR MAXIMUM SUFFERING

It's ridiculous trying to secure souls... But maybe you'll get used to it?

Buy this if your lane buddy is stupid (read: doesn't carry you).

Gotta clear waves and camps somehow. What? PLAYER damage? Pfft.

If you straight-up CANNOT hit your shots (or don't care), it's decent to double-up with Trophy Collector. Pop this when you need a fourth active slot (or at 30 mins).

Put barriers on your barriers! Use this for saves. Your 2 is for pushes (and saves, I guess).

SHE'S SO FAT.

You're an absolute menace in lane, so you don't need much to be dangerous, hence this early buy. If your carry has less souls than you, they are officially bad.

DO NOT ALWAYS GET THIS. But it's great for assuring a 3, so this is only here for newbies who strictly follow build orders and can't read.

More barrier uptime means more pain for the enemy.

Halved cooldown when you use it on a friend!? Say no more! Try to avoid using this selfishly.

What, you DON'T like pushing buttons?

Mostly useful towards the end of the game where enemies group up. Land group-wide 3's!

For the support who can't take it anymore.

You're going to be hanging around one of your stupid teammates, anyway.

If you find it's easy to land for 3, this is the most sensible option to compliment that.

Four active items and four abilities to spam means you want all the cooldown you can get.

Lets you stay REEEAAAL far back, as you tend to do.

Why is this game still going on?

This is just if the game is going on for, like, half an hour and you got a billion souls.

They're really indecisive about how much stamina they want Paige to have, huh?

A nice luxury to have, but mostly useful for navigation or escapes. Diagonal double air dashes are fastest.

It builds off Sprint Boots, so why not?

Look, I can do damage, too! Slap this onto tanks like Abrams or healers like Kelvin. Or people you just don't like.

Sometimes you'll get flanked by bullet heroes. This makes you at least get the chance to run away.

If your enemies dive or your teammates pull them in, it's handy!

Your role is mostly preventative, and your barrier is better for saves. Still, works good as a Bebop and Lash counter.

Oops! All melee!

It's okay in laning.

Very character-dependent item. Look up what it silences, but generally it's Shiv, Calico, and Lash. Make sure to upgrade to Vortex Web for maximum pain.

It's so you can get Debuff Remover.

GET IT OFF ME

You're very vulnerable to pick abilities. This lets you get a second chance. But there might be a better active item to counter your problems.

You can active and deactivate this immediately for a run speed buff.

Gun meta. My favorite.

Spirit meta, just like the good ol' days.

Ehh, nah, I don't feel like taking damage.

Are your teammates helping you or what?

I just like the noise it makes.

It ain't bad, but if you need the spirit resist on it, you are most likely dead, and you buy Compress Cooldown pretty early.

You generally shouldn't need this. But if you're getting a lot of mileage out of playing healer, might as well.

It's okay, but not wonderful. Probably useful in lower rank lobbies where people are clueless.

See Mystic Slow.

You are NOT hitting people with spirit damage.

See Mystic Vulnerability, except for your useless gun.

Because it's not enough they're slowed and stunned from a mile away. It also has a last a year, too.

This is only here so it doesn't bug you about what ability you wanna put this on.

I mostly applaud you for the audacity. You aren't going to be anywhere near your teammates to use this.

You get just a sliver more health on your shield. It doesn't make a difference, really.

This would be okay, but there's not much point in prolonging your life if you're on cooldown.

It's actually okay, I just wanted to see if you'd read this.

Tried it, don't like it. Way too expensive just for the niche use of clearing waves or shooting spitballs at enemies.

If you need to reduce somebody's healing, Decay is a better pick.

I mean, it's whatever. Bit of a waste, though...

You can't headshot, idiot.

Would be wonderful if not for the fact you aren't going to be mixed in with your teammates.

For $3200, it's a big investment when you're intended to be pretty safe and, furthermore, expendable.

This is a joke, right? Just buy Refresher at that point.